Random List #3

Favorite Bean Black refried.

Favorite Track and Field Event to Watch 800 m run.

Least Favorite Track Race to Run 800 m run.

Favorite Drink I Never Drink Hot chocolate.

Favorite Pencil to Paper Game Sudoku. I wish I could make like Rush and deviate from the norm here, but sudoku is too much fun.

Least Favorite Pencil to Paper Games Mazes. Sure I appreciate that some mazes are works of art, but I can think of nothing more boring or frustrating than the maze as an activity. Maybe that's because my visual-spatial skills are pathologically bad. I mean, I could probably qualify for some Occupational Therapy services. That being said...

Fictitious Person I Imagine Probably Exists That I Most Want to Meet Someone who is really into mazes. Is there someone out there who, as an adult is mad crazy about mazes? I'm talking about the sort of fella who would call himself a "maziac" and has a maize colored t-shirt that says "That's A-MAZE-ing!" Surely there is a group of people passionate about mazes in a Wordplay sort of way and constitute a maze fanatic subculture. I want to meet one of those people.

And by the way, Emily can verify, one of my most annoying (to her) habits is to think of fictitious people and ask her if they exist. Like, "Do you think there is someone out there who is really good at clapping? Like so good at it that he can pick up girls at concerts just by clapping between songs?" I think these questions warrant discussion. Emily does not. But the point is, out of all the people I have thought up, I really want to meet this maze guy more than any of the other fictitious people.

Biggest Determinant In Choosing a Fruit to Eat Ease of eating. I like the taste of pineapples and oranges a lot more than bananas and apples. But I eat twenty bananas and apples for every orange or apple I eat. This is why clementines rock!

Most Beautiful Animal Tigers.

Strunk and White Manual of Style Rule I Break Consciously the Most Frequently for My Own Selfish Stylistic Purposes Capiltalizing and putting periods at the end of a fragment.